1) Mommy gave you strawberries in the morning. You asked where they come from. I told you they come from a bush. You exclaimed: "I go potty in the bush!" Mommy quickly reassured you that strawberries don't grow in THAT bush! To which, you answered, " No, it's called a Potty Bush!"
2) Tatty was putting you to bed and you had to give Tatty a shpeshal kush for Mommy also. You asked: "Tatty, what's mammy's name to you?" He answered: "It's called a wife", to which you said: "This shpeshal kush is for your wife."
3) We were out at the ice cream store, when you saw a Chinese lady sitting in front of a restaurant. You turned to Mommy and stated: "Mommy, you know that lady has her eyes closed a lot, because a lot of people touch them!"
April 2012-3 1/2 years old
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