Playing with Tatty

You were playing by yourself and tatty asked you if you wanted him to play pretend with you. You answered: "But tatty, I'm playing real!"

Jan 2012- 3 yrs old

THE END?!!

While putting on nailpolish on erev shabbos, I missed lelly's thumb and when she pointed it out I told her: don't worry it's not the end of the world. As I continued she kept muttering 'it's not the end of the world' over and over again and when I finished she threw her hands up in the air and exclaimed: IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD!!

Princess Racheli

I was telling you a story at suppertime about a princess who shares her toys. When I was done, you said: "Mommy, now can you say a story about princess Racheli who doesn't share her toys?!"

Dec 2011-3 yrs old

You're Welcome

When someone says thank you to you, you answer "I welcome!"

New Sruli?!

Sruli was running outside and you were watching. You called out after him: "Sruli you can't run away, because then we will not see you and then we will have to get a New Sruli" :(

December 2011- 3 yrs old

Drinking

You were giving Chani a drink, and you told us "I need to drink her the drink"

December 2011- 3 yrs old

Potty Talk

You were going to the bathroom the other day and everyone was around, so you announced: "I need to cover my tushie, because if not my tushie will see everyone. That is not tznius and that'

s potty talk"

December 2011-3 yrs old

Shopping?!

You would go around proudly telling people, when they complimented you on something you were wearing, that your mother got it in Wal Mart!

I was trying to train you to at least tell them it was from Zara!!

This Shabbos, you mentionned your skirt was from Wal mart, so I reminded you to say Zara...You turned to bubby and said:

"I got this from Zara...She's very nice! She gives me my clothes!!"

Dec 2011-3 yrs old

Brachos

You were eating a treat and had been learning the bracha shehakol at school. Your bracha on the candy was: "Baruch Atah Hashem Elokeinu Melech Haolam Shehakol Nihiyeh TREAT!" and you popped it in!

Dec 2011-3 yrs old

Catching up on all the past funnies :)

B”H

May 2011-2 ½ yrs old
When I asked you to get me something, you started singing to me “You don’t always get what you want...”!

July 2011-2 ½ yrs old
You got a boo boo so Mommy told you to ask hashem to make it feel better. You called out: “hashem, please make my boo boo better” Then you turned to me and said, “Mommy, Hashem is sleeping!”

Aug 2011-2 ½ yrs old
Zaidy was over in Florida to move the furniture. He was putting on his shoes and you were watching. You asked him: “What are you doing zaidy?” So zaidy told you he was tying his shoes, you watched him until he finished and then piped up and said: “Zaidy, good job!”

Sep 2011-2 1/2 yrs old
Sruli was crying and you said to me: “he looks just like Meir” (a boy who keeps crying in your daycare!)

Sep 2011-2 ½ yrs old
We were teaching you about saying the emes. After you said the truth one day, you said to ta: “Tatty, aren’t you proud of me I said the emes!”

Sep 2011-2 ½ yrs old
Mommy told you you will get a treat each time you go potty. You just went potty and ate up your treats. When you asked for another treat right after finishing, mommy said when you go potty you will have another one, so you ran to the potty again! (you had just gone...smarty pants ;)

Sep 2011-2 ½ yrs old
At Miriam’s birthday party uncle Zvi was saying a story and you were so attentive. A few kids were asking questions, and when he was talking about the Frierdiker Rebbe, you piped up and said: “Zvi, was the Frierdiker Rebbe Jewish?”

Oct 2011-3 yrs old
On your third birthday, in the morning mommy said Good morning! You corrected me and said: “Say good morning birthday girl!” Tatty said to you good job for staying on the sidewalk. You corrected him and said: “No, tatty you need to say good job birthday girl”
Nov 2011-3 yrs old
Sruli Myhill was by the house for Shabbos. He asked to pass the juice, so you said: “Sruli, you need to send it back after.” When he returned it, you said good job Sruli!”

Nov 2011-3 yrs old
You had come home to bubby’s house and Rikka was there (1 yrs old). She started babbling in baby talk. You turned to me and said: “Look Mommy, She knows French!”

Contacts=Tonics

Nov 2011-3 yrs old
Tatty was talking with you all about both your days by bedtime. He asked you what you did and you told him all about how you played and your friend Rivkah was in school...
When it was Tatty’s turn, you asked: “Tatty, who do you play with in your work? Do you have a big Rivkah there?”

Nov 2011-3 yrs old
Zaidy was eating almonds late at night and you were sleeping in their room. You saw him eating something and you wanted so you asked: “Is that food for little girls also?!” then you kept running out of bed and snatching some every time you finished!” Little devil ;)

Dec 2011-3 yrs old
By the Shabbos table, we were talking with you about the parsha and looking at your project and with Yaakov and the rocks around his head. I asked you who put the rocks around Yaakov’s head when he went to lie down and you answered: “me!”

Dec 2011-3 yrs old
I was telling you I have arts and crafts at home. You screamed out: “Wow! Arts and CRACKS!!”

Dec 2011-3 yrs old
I was trying to have you only watch Jewish videos, so I told you that yiddin watch yiddishe videos. You really wanted your barney, so you answered me: “I don’t want to be yiddin.”